0
2020
Keep Her Where She Belongs
Photography
80 x 80 cm
Woman
/ˈwʊmən/
noun
A functional object, a common household item.
Wives: Circle all the quality appliances that you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little. Not a lot. Just a little. He’ll go, he’ll go.
Husbands: Go buy it. Before she cries.
0
2020
Keep Her Where She Belongs
Photography
80 x 80 cm
Woman
/ˈwʊmən/
noun
A functional object, a common household item.
Wives: Circle all the quality appliances that you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little. Not a lot. Just a little. He’ll go, he’ll go.
Husbands: Go buy it. Before she cries.
0
2020
Keep Her Where She Belongs
Photography
80 x 80 cm
Woman
/ˈwʊmən/
noun
A functional object, a common household item.
Wives: Circle all the quality appliances that you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little. Not a lot. Just a little. He’ll go, he’ll go.
Husbands: Go buy it. Before she cries.
0
2021
Class 2 misdemeanor: licking ice cream cartons in supermarkets
Painting
80 x 80 cm
Ripping the wings off a butterfly because it seemed fun. Bullying someone because “it just seemed cool”. Licking ice cream cartons in supermarkets and putting them back on the shelves as a prank, because it gave you excitement. All psychological distress and trauma is disregarded, because human malice trumps over everything.